Hello my friend!
You're having a bad day?
You found out that your kitty has climbed on a tree and there aren't any firemen around or even a ladder??
Is there a group of monkeys terrorizing your neighbourhood???
Or you just need a friend to talk to?
Then CALL Pony Guru!!!
Pony Guru knows everything! From the weather to which top you should be wearing for that important meeting!
Just call 01-900-PONYGURUISURBFF4EVR and enjoy a pleasant chat with your own personal counseler!
We're waiting for your call!
*Cost is $1.50 per minute*
*Pony Guru Help Line is not responsible of suicidal calls that could go wrong*
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